what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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