How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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