im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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