yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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