In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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