The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm bleeding and have questions
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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