Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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