I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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