Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
its liver damage thursday
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