New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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