I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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