Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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