Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sorry about my life...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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