He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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