its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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