So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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