Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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