In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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