I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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