How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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