It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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