Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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