he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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