Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
nutella sex= disaster
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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