Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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