there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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