We won't sleep together?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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