Midget sex pt 2 tonight
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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