everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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