how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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