I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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