did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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