Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you will always have a special place in my vag
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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