He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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