Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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