moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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