Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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