I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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