I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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