Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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