he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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