He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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