I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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