i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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