oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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