Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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