I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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