In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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