$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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