Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
