dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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