And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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