It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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