I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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