as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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