ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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