Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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