if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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