Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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